I Feel Pretty, Oh So Pretty....

The Breck Girl just can't catch a break. In his America people live in 28,000 square foot houses and apparently get $400 haircuts and expensive skin treatments at spas catering mostly to women:

Looking pretty is costing John Edwards' presidential campaign a lot of pennies.

The Democrat's campaign committee picked up the tab for two haircuts at $400 each by celebrity stylist Joseph Torrenueva of Beverly Hills, California, according to a financial report filed with the Federal Election Commission.

FEC records show Edwards also availed himself of $250 in services from a trendy salon and spa in Dubuque, Iowa, and $225 in services from the Pink Sapphire in Manchester, New Hampshire, which is described on its Web site as "a unique boutique for the mind, body and face" that caters mostly to women. ...

Campaign records also show the former North Carolina senator's campaign paid $248 on March 1 to the Designworks Salon in Dubuque.

Edwards is hoping to beat Hillary to the White House so he can claim the title as "first woman president".

And Scrappleface has information on Edwards' plan for Universal Hair Care.