When Celebrities Attack

Three headlines on Drudge regarding the antics of those who we elevate as celebrities:

India court orders Gere's arrest for 'obscene' kiss...

(HC-If they're upset about Gere's kiss, I'll bet they'd be apoplectic about that whole gerbil thing.)

Hugh Grant arrested over 'baked beans attack'...

(HC-At least it wasn't a black hooker this time.)

Baldwin makes TV apology, consults with Dr. Phil...

(HC-Maybe Baldwin wants his own advice show.)

At least they don't claim to be role models.