Dems Sign Up for First Gay Debate

Sometimes the real news is even better than parody:

(Los Angeles, California) For the first time the leading candidates for the presidency will hold a televised debate devoted solely to LGBT issues.

The one-hour event will be held on August 9 and broadcast on gay network LOGO at 9:00 pm ET (6:00 pm ET) and through live streaming video at LOGOonline.com.

Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John Edwards have confirmed they will participate. Several other Democratic candidates also may join the debate.

The debate will be conducted with a live audience in Los Angeles. On the panel questioning the two Democrats will be Human Rights Campaign president Joe Solmonese and singer Melissa Etheridge.

What? They couldn't get Rosie? That's disappointing.

Given the way the Dems pander to every special interest group, I expect at least one of them to come out of the closet during the debate, and John Edwards will likely show up in drag to better show off his latest $400 haircut.