Hurricane Howard Dean a Killer

Hurricane Howard Dean is expected to hit Jamaica with 150 mph winds - the strongest storm ever to make a dead hit on the island. James Taranto slowed the winds down and discovered a hidden message contained therein:

'Not Only Are We Going to Reach Land, We're Going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and We're Going to California and Texas and New York! And We're Going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan! And Then We're Going to Washington, D.C.! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!'