Jim Jeffords (R-VT) - tenor
Larry Craig (R-ID) - lead
John Ashcroft (R-MO) - baritone
Trent Lott (R-MS)- bass
This is one tough luck quartet. What has happened to these guys since the quartet formed in the 90's?
- Jim Jeffords abandoned the Republican party in 2001 and handed control of the Senate over to Tom Daschle and the Democrats. He also lost his spot in the quartet.
- John Ashcroft lost his bid for reelection in 2000...to a dead guy, was appointed Attorney General by President Bush, and became the whipping boy for the lefties during the early years of the Bush Administration.
- Trent Lott made an unfortunately remark at a dinner honoring Strom Thurmond and was forced to resign his majority leader post following a lengthy and highly unsuccessful apology tour. He remained in the Senate and has since eased his way back into a leadership position, though has lost favor with many conservatives because of his arrogant approach to the recent failed immigration bill.
- Larry Craig is now starring in "Brokeback Bathroom" with the news that he was caught in a sex sting in a Minneapolis airport restroom. Both his singing and senatorial days will soon be over.
Hey guys, I don't try to be a U.S. Senator. You shouldn't try to be a quartet singer.
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