Another Beer Won't Hurt the Planet, Eh?

From Fox News:

Study: Canadian Beer Drinkers Threaten Planet

I think we all knew that already, didn't we?

And in a related story:

Irish police were hunting for a beer bandit who stole 450 full kegs from the Guinness brewery — the largest heist ever at Ireland's largest brewer.

National police said a lone man drove into the brewery — a Dublin landmark and top tourist attraction — on Wednesday and hitched his truck to a fully loaded trailer awaiting delivery to city pubs.

Diageo PLC, the beverage company that owns Guinness, said the brewery had never suffered such a large-scale theft before in its 248-year history.

Just don't give any of it to Canadians.