Hillary Kitten and the Little Red Hen

Here's an wonderful book for your children's reading list. The description is priceless:

In this updated version of the classic children's tale, the Little Red Hen faces off against a new cast of nefarious characters. Will Hillary Kitten, Teddy the Wild Turkey, Alboar, Rosie O'Doggy and the Moon Bats be able to take away the Little Red Hen's bread? Or will the traditional conservative values of self-reliance and hard work prevail once again? [Written by Grandpa Mark, with the help of Alice and Boy-boy]

If you click on the link you'll see a bigger version of the book's cover photo which shows Hillary Kitten carrying a sign which says "Free Lunch". Classic.