Santas Angry at Ban on "Ho, Ho, Ho"

When you hear a hearty "Ho, Ho, Ho" this time of year you're not hearing some drunk count prostitutes at the corner of 3rd and Main, but some folks in Aussieland seem to think that "Ho" has taken on too much of a derogatory meaning to allow Santa to continue using it:

Santas across Sydney are rebelling against attempts to ban their traditional greeting of "ho, ho, ho" in favour of "ha, ha, ha".

Recruitment firm Westaff - which supplies hundreds of Santas across the country - has told its trainees that the "ho ho ho" phrase could frighten children and could even be derogatory to women.

Two Santa hopefuls reportedly quit the course because of the hullabaloo of the ho, ho, ho.

One would-be Santa has told The Daily Telegraph he was taught not to use "ho, ho, ho" because it was too close to the American slang for prostitute. He also quit.

"Gimme a break," Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids, said.

"We are talking about little kids who do not understand that "ho, ho, ho" has any other connotation and nor should they.

"Leave Santa alone."

Just when you think things can't get dumber something like this comes along.