Dems Debate in Las Vegas Tonight

Tonight's Democratic debate should be pretty interesting since it comes at the height of the race war raging between the Clinton and Obama camps. Here are some possible scenarios:

• Barack comes out swinging, playing the race thing for all it's worth, putting Hillary on defense all night.
• Martin Luther King Jr. rises from the grave to defend himself and brings LBJ with him to back him up. Either them or Penn & Teller - it's hard to tell them apart after all these years.
• Hillary tries to diffuse the situation early on by offering some sort of apology to knock the pins out from under Obama and hoping that he'll say something...anything, that might make her cry.
• Hillary laughs hysterically when asked about her statements and the reaction from Obama supporters by Tim Russert. Bill Clinton slugs him.
• Hillary says Obama's drug use has made him unable to understand the nuances of her satirical humor.
• Hillary shows up in blackface and proclaims it was all a joke.
• Hillary makes Obama go to the back of the debate.
• Dennis Kucinich misses the debate after being chased off the road by a UFO. He ends up in Area 51 with electrodes sticking out of his orifices.
• Hugh Hewitt will write his 83rd "Romney Rising" post. I know - Romney's not a Democrat and has nothing to do with the debate tonight, but Hugh doesn't need a good reason to write a puff piece about Romney.

Hey, it could happen.