Some Quick Headlines

Here's a few quick headlines with commentary:

The Pope's Visit: Pope Begins U.S. Visit; Says He Is Ashamed of Sex Scandal

Hey, if at 81 he can still have a sex scandal, he's got nothing to be ashamed of.

Ghostwriters Used in Vioxx Studies, Article Says

That stuff must have killed more people than I thought.

Shock-jocks suspended over slur against Alaska Native women

I wonder if whale blubber was somehow involved?

Saudi women jump through many hoops for basketball team

I'm not sure they understand how the game is supposed to be played.

Man dressed as a woman accused of crashing into shop

There must have been one heckuva sale.