Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Green funerals make for eco-exits
Why don't they just mulch 'em and spread 'em on the lawn.

Prince William lands Royal Air Force copter in girlfriend's garden!
It's good to be the King (maybe someday).

Bikini Atoll's Nuked Coral Reef Bounces Back to Life
Maybe we should nuke Detroit.

Will McCain's Temper Become an Issue?
NO!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN I'LL PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT!!!!!!

Al Qaeda in Iraq Leader: 'We Will Win'
Hillary Clinton Campaign: 'We Will Win'. Same chances.

Chicago Gang Violence Escalates: 32 Shot, 6 Die In 2 Days...
It's clearly time to withdraw from the civil war in Chicago.