Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Comic character becomes U.N. mascot
Is Dopey a comic character?

Recent Crises Lead to Push for More Federal Regulation
Yeah, that'll fix 'em.

CBS Brass Gives Pep Talk to Support Couric
"Gimme a 'C'! Gimme an 'O'! Gimme a 'U'....."

Benedict Connects With American Youth
A lot of priests have been "connecting with American youth". That's the problem.

Taser shock triggers fire in man's pants
That's funny even without a comment from me.

Clinton: 'As President, I'll Have Your Back'
Yeah, because that's where your wallet is kept.