Need a Quick Amputation? Pop Into Denny's.

Denny's is known for their 24-hour service and food with a snarl, but they're also there in case you need to do some elective surgery:

MODESTO, Calif. — Police say a man tried to cut off his own arm at a restaurant in Modesto, Calif., because he thought he had injected air into a vein while shooting cocaine and feared he would die unless he took drastic action.

Authorities say 33-year-old Michael Lasiter rushed into the Denny's restaurant late Friday and started stabbing himself in one arm with a butter knife he grabbed from a table.

They say that when that knife didn't work Lasiter took a butcher knife from the kitchen and dug it into his arm.

Police Sgt. Brian Findlen says Lasiter told officers he thought he needed to amputate his arm to keep himself from dying from the cocaine injection.

Lasiter was taken to a hospital for treatment of severe cuts.

The Denny's closed for the night.

I spent many a Labor Day Weekend in Modesto where there's an annual gospel music event, and I'll bet I've eaten at that restaurant. However, it never occurred to me to try and cut off my arm while I was there.