Today's Fun Spam Email

I just love it when non-English speakers send out these phishing email pretending to be American banks. The translations can be hilarious:

Second Warning

Because you did not respond to our first warning we were obligated to change your account status.

We have to do this for the safety of your account and your personal informations.

New Account Status: Account temporary suspended

So you can gain again full access to your online accountyou need to follow the steps on our secured website bellow: http://www.read-new-b-o-a-message.com/

This is now your second warning, if you will not follow this steps we will be forced to disable your account. After this steps are done an SunTRUST reprezentative will call you so you can finish this security measurements.

Wow, I knew banks were getting tougher but I didn't know they had "security measurements". I'm a little bit afraid to ask what they're measuring.