Engine Nighthawk Palin

That would be my name had I been born into the Sarah Palin family, according to the Palin Name Generator. Try it out for yourself.

My son's name would be Revolver Trooper Palin, and for the record, here are the names generated for several other prominent politicians:

George W. Bush - Puck Mule Palin
Barack Obama - Tarp Lazer Palin
Joe Biden - Beans Harpoon Palin
John McCain - Steam Fangs Palin

I think there's a glitch in the program, though, because if you put in Hillary Clinton, you get...Engine Nighthawk Palin - my name!