National Temper Tantrum Day

You may not know this but today is National Temper Tantrum Day! Yes, you too can act like a 3-year old and stomp your feet and hold your breath until you turn blue. You can also use words like "hater", "bigot", and "homophobe". Why would you want to do that? Because your side lost an election on Nov. 4th.

No, these aren't John McCain supporters. They are, of course, Prop 8 opponents and they're planning temper tantrums all across the country today, including 47 states that did not have gay marriage amendments on the ballot. You can find your local protest for Temper Tantrums Across America here.

And if you're a fan of live theater, don't buy any tickets for musical theater productions on December 10th. The same group promoting Temper Tantrums Across America, Join the Impact, will be sponsoring "A Day Without a Gay". Who wants to see a musical theater production performed by straight people?

Remember when the illegal immigration activists sponsored "A Day Without a Mexican"? Traffic was never better on a weekday in Los Angeles than it was that day. December 10th won't be the same, but you should have a little easier time getting into the mall or the employee parking lot at Disneyland.

Enjoy your National Temper Tantrum Day! Remember, if you don't win, don't act like an adult and organize a strategy that has the potential to win in the future. Tie up traffic and wave your protest signs calling your political opposition all sorts of evil names designed to harden their positions against you and ensure they'll never vote for your side again...ever. And don't forget to vandalize their churches or use racial slurs against the people who voted 70-30 against you. That will make them love you!