Tough Time for Mistresses This Holiday Season

My mistress won't be getting anything this year, just like the mistresses of these other guys:

During these tough financial times many consumers are forced to cut back on holiday gifts for loved ones and that seems to be particularly true of rich men and their mistresses.

London's Times Online reports a survey of American millionaires by a Connecticut wealth consultant indicates 80 percent of them are planning to curtail Christmas presents to their extramarital lovers and 12 percent plan to dump their mistresses altogether primarily for economic reasons.

Hey, you gotta cut back somewhere.