Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Church Uses Devil To Rebrand Its Prayer Channel...
Not the first time. McCain used Hillary to campaign against Obama.

Man Says Wife Was Accidentally Shot During Sex...
That's what happens when you don't practice safe sex.

YOUTUBE bans 'suggestive' vids...
Total videos remaining on YouTube: 68

Paulson Considers New Plan to Resuscitate Housing Market...
Because his previous plans have worked so well.

Franken's campaign protests 133 'mystery ballots'...
Every ballot that wasn't cast for Franken is a mystery to him.

Report: School Cans Christmas Play for Muslim Festival
Christmas only has one virgin. Muslims have 72.

Bratz Dolls Banned by Federal Judge
Finally a court ruling I can get behind.

Capital One to Buy Chevy Chase
That's the only Chevy selling these days.

Lil Wayne leads Grammy noms with 8, Coldplay 7
And I can't name a single song either one of them have done.

Elephants, Hollywood clash
Hollywood has always preferred jackasses.