Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Tick tock ... tick - Extra second added to 2008...
The extra second was part of the federal bailout program.

'YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW'...
"What are 'Famous Carolyn Kennedy Quotes", Alex."

Stimulus: $6 million to make snow -- in Minnesota?
You can never have too much snow in Minnesota.

Lions Become First NFL Team to Go 0-16...
A lion hasn't had this bad a run since The Wizard of Oz.

Iran orders Muslims to defend Palestinians...
"Step right up. Get your 72 virgins right here!"

Autoworkers Union Keeps $6 Million Golf Course for Members at $33 Million Lakeside Retreat...
Yeah, they're serious about being part of the auto industry solution.

DON'T TAKE HEALTH TIPS FROM CELEBS IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU...
Frankly, I make it a habit not to take advice from celebs on any subject.

Sen. Kerry to Hold Hearings on Hunt for Somali Pirates
Democrats are always willing to send U.S. troops any place where there's no compelling U.S. interest.

Somalia's President to Quit After 4 Years in Power
Maybe John Kerry would like the job. At least he'd be president of something.

Israeli Aircraft Continue Raids on Gaza; Arab Anger Rises
Doesn't Arab anger rise over just about anything?

Chase through NH ends with 4 arrested in Mass
That was probably the most exciting service that Catholic church had ever seen.

Five dead, three injured in separate Phila. shootings
And that was a good night in Philadelphia.