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Friday, December 19, 2008

Would You Like to Smell Like a Whopper?

Having trouble with the ladies? Why not try smelling like a greasy flame broiler?
NEW YORK — Looking to beef up your mojo this holiday season?

Burger King Corp. may have just the thing. The home of the Whopper has launched a new men's body spray called "Flame." The company describes the spray as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat."

The fragrance is on sale at New York City retailer Ricky's NYC in stores and online for a limited time for $3.99.

Burger King is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked but for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend.

If you wear that I hope you like dogs because every mutt in town will be following you (and they may not all be of the canine variety).

If you really want to attract women, create a spray that smells like a mall.

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