Today's Fun Spam Email

The boys in Nigeria really want to give me some money:

THE PRESIDENCY

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
Aso Rock villa, Asokoro District, Abuja
Direct Security Line +234-7088521886.

CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT


I am General James Morgan (Rtd), National Security Adviser to President Alhaji Urmaru Musa Yar'Dua Federal. I am delighted to inform you that the contract panel, which just concluded it's seating in Abuja just released your name amongst contractors to benefit from the Diplomatic Immunity Payment. This Panel was primarily delegated to investigate manipulated contract claims, contracts and over-invoiced payment as the effect has eaten deep into the economy of our dear country.

However, we wish to bring to your notice that your contract profile is still reflecting in our central computer as unpaid contractor while auditing was going on. Your contract file was forwarded to my office by the auditors as unclaimed fund, we wish to use this medium to inform you that for the time being Federal Government of Nigeria have stopped further payment through bank to bank transfer due to contractors numerous petitions to United Nations against Nigeria on wrong payment and diversion of contract funds to different account.

In this regards we are going to send your contract part payment of 10Million USD. To you via our accredited shipping company and I have secured every needed documents to cover the money. Note: The money is coming on 2 security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. Please you don't have to worry for anything, as the transaction is 100% risk free. The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to do now is to send to me your full house address and your identity such as, international passport or drivers license and your mobile phone and telephone number, The Diplomatic Attaché will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives your country's airport. I hope you understand me.

Please kindly get back to me today also with the requested informations so that we can proceed on this matter as soon as possible.

1)Your full name.

2)Phone, fax and mobile #.

3)company name, position and address.

4)profession, age and marital status.
5)Copy of int'l passport,drivers license,or any valid ID card.

Note: The diplomat does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Materials for security reasons. I did not declare money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing Ok. Call me on my directphone +234-7088521886. or email and I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately you receive this message. Please i need urgent reply because the boxes are schedule to live as soon as we hear from you. Call me immediately.
Congratulations.

Best Regards,


General James Morgan (Rtd).
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria

I think I'll just stand by and wait for my stimulus check to arrive.