Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Springsteen: Music Helped Obama Get Elected
Funny thing is, all the same people were doing concerts for Gore and Kerry and it didn't help them.

Democrats May Seat Franken in Senate
Election laws are such an inconvenience to Democrats.

Schwarzenegger asks Obama for tailpipe rules
Good think Arnold can't run again because he wouldn't have a prayer of winning.

Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Ex-French President
Still the most entertaining headline of the day.

Gay Mayor's Teen Sex Affair to Be Investigated
This guy's got a big future in the Dem party.

Arkansas Fault Can Trigger Magnitude 7 Earthquake
Damage could be in the hundreds of dollars.

Moment of Silence in Ill. Schools Ruled Unconstitutional
Keep one kid talking all the time to prevent further episodes of unconstitutional silence.

NOW EVEN MICROSOFT CUTTING JOBS
Instead of pink slips they get blue screens.

BENJAMIN BUTTON leads Oscars with 13 nominations... Developing...
Once again I haven't seen a single nominated picture or performance.

Pelosi: Bush leaving DC 'felt like 10-pound anvil lifted off my head'...
That explains the hairdo.

White House may put hold on offshore drilling...
Oil? We don't need no stinking oil. We've got the sun in the morning and the moon at night.

NO BIBLE USED AT OBAMA RE-SWEAR...
He dodged lightning once, why take another chance?