Breaking: Obama Picks up Other Awards

From my Twitter feed earlier today:

Breaking: Obama wins Emmy Award in new category: "Person Most Responsible for Encouraging People to See What Else is On".

Breaking: Obama wins NASCAR Sprint Cup Championship. Driver Jeff Gordon: "None of us can turn left like Obama can. He deserves it."

Breaking - Al Gore: "I won Nobel Prize because I told people it was hot outside. Obama won because he IS hot."

Breaking: Obama wins Grammy because the sound of his voice is music to their ears.

Breaking: Obama wins Oscar for having "coolest private theater in the country and lots of Hollywood friends".

Breaking: Obama inducted into Basketball Hall of Fame. Never played in college or NBA, but he believes in basketball.

Quite a day for The One.