Lord Jesus Christ Hit by Car

I frequently report on Virgin Mary or her Son's sightings in tortillas, chocolate fountains, ice cream stains...etc (click on the label below), but rarely get to report on a sighting in the flesh:

The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper, The Republican.

I would think a lot would be expected of you with that name.