Today's Quick Headlines

A feature from the past - some quick hits on today's headlines:

BP eyes showdown with US govt on liability...

BP may win this one because current law limits clean-up costs for oil producers to $75 million. Unless the law is changed retroactively, BP could skate.

Ahmadinejad: UNResolution 'like a used handkerchief'...

For once I agree with him.

Left-Wing Icon Daniel Ellsberg: 'Obama Deceives the Public'... 
Welcome to the vast right-wing conspiracy, Daniel.

RABINOWITZ: The Alien in the White House...
Probably went there after skedaddling out of Arizona before the new law takes effect.

Woman Pours Fake Oil On Self During Hearing...
And now her hair has a lustrous sheen.

CNN: Why Obama doesn't dare become the 'angry black man'...
Why? Because he might say "plug the damn hole" or "looking for whose ass to kick"?

Oil spill clogging Washington's biggest mouths...
I knew there was an upside to this thing.

Whitman, Fiorina will challenge Dem icons in CA ...
Sorry, I misread that.  I thought it said "Dem loons".

South Africa whips up frenzy...
I haven't had South African frenzy for a long time.  Very refreshing.

Delta Airlines sends Cleveland kid to Boston and Boston kid to Cleveland...
The Cleveland kid got the better end of that deal.