Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

GOOGLE snoops on Congress members...
I feel more sorry for Google than Congress.

MEL IN HELL
Even Hollywood has a hard time forgiving after the 30th or 31st transgression.

Scientists develop 'fake' genetically-engineered blood...
Next up - Twilight - Genetically-Engineered Vampires

ALEX JONES: As United States Collapses, Media Worship LeBron James...
Jones is a nut but he's got a point.

Carville Poll: 55% of likely voters think Obama is a socialist...
And they're right.

MARKED DOWN: Prices Slashed For Obama Event at Folly Theater...
Spread the wealth, Barry.

SUN VALLEY: Media, Tech Chiefs Fret Over Economy...
And every last one of them voted for Obama.

Military scrambles jets after Obama air space violated...
When he sticks his nose up in the air additional air space restrictions are required.

Margaritaville: Jimmy Buffett Blames Bush for Spill...
He's clearly been wasting away again.

Black GOP candidate slams Obama for exploiting race...
Somewhere a pig is soaring gracefully on the evening breeze...

OBAMA: Israelis suspicious because 'my middle name is Hussein'...
I'm sure that's it.

Tiger population 'lowest since records began'...
Sorry, I misread that.  I thought it said "Tiger's girlfriends population 'lowest since records began'.