Crazy Florida Church Calls Off Koran Burning. Crazy Kansas Church Says "We'll Do It!"

From Breaking News:

Florida church pastor says he's calling off burning of Qurans - Reuters

This also moved on Breaking News, but I'm having a hard time believing these stories are connected:

**URGENT** Florida pastor says that the developers of the "Ground Zero Mosque have agreed to move the location of the mosque.

If that true (and I doubt it) then this crazy Florida pastor just pulled off a diplomatic coup of the first order.  Let's make this guy Secretary of State.

UPDATE: As I expected:

Update: Imam denies deal to move mosque away from ground zero, contradicting Fla. pastor - Reuters

I wrote this earlier today:

Someone on Twitter suggested that Fred Phelps, the pastor of the crazy Kansas church that protests at funerals, must be awfully jealous of this Jones guy because of all the attention he gets. At least Phelps is smart enough to protest against targets that are unlikely to cut his head off.

Well, I gave him way too much credit for intelligence:

Westboro Baptist Church, the small Topeka, Kan., church that pickets funerals of American soldiers to spread its message that God is punishing the country for being tolerant of homosexuals, has vowed to hold a Quran burning if Gainesville's Dove World Outreach Center calls its off.

"WBC burned the Koran once – and if you sissy brats of Doomed america bully Terry Jones and the Dove World Outreach Center until they change their plans to burn that blasphemous tripe called the Koran, then WBC will burn it (again), to clearly show you some things," the church announced in a news release this week.

This is getting funnier by the minute.