HolyCoast: Shop Class Rule #1: Do Not Attach the Electrodes to Your Nipples
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Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Shop Class Rule #1: Do Not Attach the Electrodes to Your Nipples

You'd think that would be pretty self-explanatory, but apparently not:
A New Hampshire high school student shocked so severely in shop class that his heart stopped beating is suing his teacher, the school district and the city of Dover.

Kyle Dubois and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not warn Dubois and other students of the dangers of the electrical demonstration cords in their electrical trades class.

On March 11, Dubois attached an electrical clamp to one nipple while another student attached another clamp to the other. A third student plugged in the cord.

Dubois was critically injured.

The New Hampshire Union Leader says Dubois' suit contends he suffered permanent brain damage.
In the good old days when I was in shop class kids just cut off fingers and such or suffered minor burns when melting coins with the acetylene torch. It never occurred to us to plug electrodes to our nipples.

2 comments:

Linda said...

I'll bet you didn't sue either! Why does stupidity have to be rewarded?

Unknown said...

I think the brain damage was a preexisting condition and unrelated to the high-voltage nipple incident. Pure Darwin Award material.