Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

'America's Mom' Barbara Billingsley dies at 94...
Nice lady, but may be better known to the younger audience for her "I speak jive" scene in the movie Airplane!.


POLL: Many Obama 2008 supporters defecting to GOP... 
Welcome home, wayward children.


HIGH TIMES Writer Nabbed in Pot Bust...
Imagine that.


Merkel: Multiculturalism has failed...
I'm okay with that as long as she doesn't go back to the whole "master race" thing.

18-term Dem Congressman -- has just 1 donor from his district...
He stopped working for his district 17 terms ago.

Obama campaigns in -- Massachusetts?
Hopefully he'll do for Bawney Fwank what he did for Martha Coakley.

Man Awarded $650K for Eye Injury Sustained During Lap Dance...
Beware of pointed objects.

Florida company unveils red celery...
Is this something the world was really longing for?

PELOSI: No time to debate opponent because 'time is money'...
Congressmen from stupidly liberal districts don't have to debate.

CONDI DEFENDS OBAMA ADMIN...
I can't blame her for that.  She's been on the inside and knows how tough a job it is.

MAUREEN DOWD UNLEASHED ON 'MEAN' REPUBLICAN WOMEN...
Yeah, meanies like Sarah Palin, Christine O'Donnell, Carly Fiorina, Meg Whitman, Michelle Bachman, Linda McMahon, Nikki Haley, and Sharron Angle.  I'd rather have any of those represent me than the lesbo lefty lineup the Democrats field.

French protesters rally over pension reform...
Tens of thousands rally against Italian government...
Socialism doesn't work.