Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Up to third of adults 'could have diabetes by 2050'...
I'll be 94 in 2050.  Diabetes will be the least of my problems.

Blago trial delayed until April, after Chicago mayoral election...
Rahm thanks you, your honor.

Powerful Anti-Rahm Alliance Emerges In Chicago...
They won't beat the machine.

Israel vanquishes Iran -- on the chess board...
Heh.

UK teacher banned for life 'for being useless'...
There's a policy we should import.

PELOSI CHALLENGED IN SAN FRAN...
They must have asked her to do math.

REPORT: First lady 'likely' to meet 'commercial sex workers' in India!
I'll bet there's a lot of White House aides that will too.