Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Mountain lion spotted in east Orange
Hmm, the rare spotted mountain lion.. Most of them around here are all brown.

Couple wins one-year stay at senior home
That's considered a win?

Joan Rivers calls Michelle Obama 'Blackie O'...
People with plastic faces shouldn't throw stones.

PAPER: Gingrich 'intends to run for president'...
AMERICA:  Gingrich will lose.

HE'S BACK: Bin Laden threatens France in new message...
France immediately surrenders.  Bin Laden has moved his headquarters to a cave in the South of France.

Obama daughter practices Chinese with Hu...
If her dad gets his way we'll all need to learn Chinese.

Armed 'Obama robber' hits Austria banks...
There wasn't any money left in American banks.

Outspoken Tucson sheriff faces recall bid...
Forcing Sheriff Dumb*** into retirement:  Priceless.

Passenger punches flight attendant over blocked aisle...
Good luck getting past the TSA next time.

Amanpour Links JFK/RFK Assassinations to Today’s 'Political Atmosphere'...
Amanpour's an idiot.  JFK & RFK were both shot by leftist radicals, not Tea Party Patriots.

520-day flight simulation nears 'landing' on Mars...
Simulated celebration to occur.

Accounting Tweak Could Save Fed From Losses...
They probably need an Accounting geek.

East Shivers and Braces for Another Major Snowstorm..
Darned global warming.