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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:
BEN BRADLEE FLIPS BIRD IN NIXON LIBRARY 'EAST ROOM'...
Too bad Nixon didn't get a chance to flip the bird in the Ben Bradlee Library.  Oh wait, there isn't a Ben Bradlee Library.  And never will be.

State buys 'super-hero capes' for unemployed...
Faster than a speeding tax hike, more powerful than a union thug's breath...

PAPER: Obama ran against Bush, but now governs like him...
That's been obvious for awhile.

Happy Days' cast sue CBS claiming they are owed millions...
Fonzi needs to get his leather jacket out of the Smithsonian and go have a talk with CBS.

POLL: Free Love Generation Stingy With Own Wealth...
Liberals always prefer spending other people's money.

Bill would require parental consent for TSA pat-downs of minors...
And any parent that allows it should be arrested for child endangerment.

TOYOTA to measure radiation levels in exported new cars...
The good news is you won't need a dome light to see at night.

RECORD: Pitcher fires 106-mph fastball...
Two more years and he'll be having that Tommy John surgery on his elbow.

Man stabs woman in head with pencil after she complains about his smoking...
Complaining about smoking may be hazardous to your health.

2 comments:

Sam L. said...

"State buys 'super-hero capes' for unemployed..." Sounds stupid.

"POLL: Free Love GenerationStingy With Own Wealth..." Does hippie now equate to hypocrit? Most hippies I've run across are unreconstucted.
I say, Love was free, Money ain't.

Larry Sheldon said...

Obama did NOT run against Bush. He ran against Palin, and blamed every thing on Bush.