Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

ECONOMIC 'HORROR' AS DATA PLUNGES
Bad news.

'WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF A GREAT, GREAT DEPRESSION...'
Worse news.

TORNADO WATCH IN NYC...
Tornadoes are required to get a permit from Nanny Bloomberg

IT MIGHT BE MY WEINER!
I never had a doubt.

'Have You Ever Taken A Picture Like This Of Yourself?'...
No.

MSNBC HOST: Palin Bus Tour In 'Breach Of Federal Law'...
Just when you think MSNBC can't get any dumber...

Number of federal-owned limousines has soared under Obama...
Socialists want you to walk and ride a bike, but they like limousines.

T&A pays woman $2350 to settle suit over breast exposure...
I'd expose mine for half that much.

8th graders' field trip includes HOOTERS lunch...
Where were these teachers when I was in eighth grade?

WHO: Cell phone use can increase possible cancer risk - CNN.com
Okay I give...who?

Man Blabbing Loudly on Phone that He's Wanted by Cops, is Arrested...
Not only will cellphones give you cancer, but they'll make you stupid too.

Hollywood Execs Caught on Tape Admitting Liberal Bias...
This is news??