Taking Another Shot at the Innocence of Children

In California we now have to teach our kindergartners about gay people in history, and if this idiot has his way we'll have to have two male Muppets get married on Sesame Street:

Although Sesame Street's creators have never said the two characters are gay, viewers have long speculated that roommates Bert and Ernie are more than just friends.

Perhaps a new petition, started by Illinois resident Lair Scott, was prompted by the changing tide in the U.S.: in June, New York became the sixth — and largest — state to legalize same-sex marriage. Or maybe people just want Sesame Street to continue with its progressive message, which has seen the show deal with the sensitive topics of race, death and self-acceptance. Some people might think that if Archie Comics can introduce its first gay character, then Sesame Street, which celebrated its 40th anniversary in 2009, should certainly let its two "gayest" characters marry.

Opponents of the petition say that having Bert and Ernie marry all of a sudden could confuse children who may never have caught on to the rumors. Would children then think that men who live together must be gay? Other critics say the move would be too political for a children's program, because these are in fact Muppets we're talking about — none of which are married or even in romantic relationships. The show is, after all, supposed to be about ABCs and 123s. But in the past, Sesame Street has introduced a Latina Muppet as well as an HIV-positive Muppet, so producers aren't exactly ignoring cultural shifts.

Only people whose sole focus is their crotch can look at Bert and Ernie and decide their gay and must be married. Can't we just leave the innocence of preschoolers alone?