Are we still allowed to celebrate this day, or has it become so politically incorrect we're no longer supposed to talk about it?
In the spirit of the holiday, I think for Columbus Day I'm going to go to an Indian casino and tell them I'm new owner. Just like old times.
After all, if it weren't for Columbus, America would just be a bunch of Indian casinos with no old white people to come in and lose their Social Security checks.
CORRECTION: I'm told that's a picture of Columbo, not Columbus.