Ted Nugent Has a Pleasant Meeting With The Secret Service and Another Lefty Meme Dies a Sad Death

No, the Nuge isn't going to jail for threatening Obama...mainly because he didn't threaten him:

So how’d things go with that much-anticipated summit between Ted Nugent and the Secret Service?

If you were expecting fireworks — understandable, given the ’70s heavy-metal star’s gift for bombast — we’re sorry to disappoint.

No charges, no arrest, and apparently no showdown of any kind came out of the Motor City Madman’s meeting with the feds, necessitated by some particularly (though not unusually) fiery comments he made at an National Rifle Association convention about chopping off the heads of Democrats and whatnot.

Nugent, 63, confirmed in a statement that “two fine, professional Secret Service agents” came to see him Thursday in Oklahoma, where he was scheduled to play Ardmore’s 2 Frogs Grill that night.

By his account, all parties concluded “that I have never made any threats of violence towards anyone. . . I thanked them for their service, we shook hands and went about our business.”

“The issue has been resolved,” Secret Service spokesman Brian Leary told us. The agency, he said, “does not anticipate any further action.”

You're going to need quite a scorecard to keep up with all the distractions and "scandals" the left has tried to create to undermine Romney. And all of them have died a sad lonely death.

They've got as much chance of surviving as a poodle at a White House State Dinner.