HolyCoast: Kerry Hunts Goose; Edwards Hunts Mousse
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Friday, October 22, 2004

Kerry Hunts Goose; Edwards Hunts Mousse

Yesterday John Kerry went a' huntin' near Youngstown, OH - a town with a Democrat mayor who recently endorsed President Bush. Kerry dressed up in borrowed camo gear and with his trusty 12 guage marched off into a corn field with the hunting party. Dick Cheney had the best line, calling Kerry's outfit an "October Disguise".

The actual hunt was off camera, but shots were heard and geese fell. When the party returned, Kerry told the reporters that all four hunters had bagged a bird. The other three guys were carrying their kills, but not Kerry. If, in fact, he shot a bird, he had someone else carry it. Could you imagine the outrage on the part of the Democrat tree-hugger crowd if Kerry was photographed carrying a dead goose?

Kerry is making a bald-faced attempt to become something that he isn't - a gun loving conservative. He's not fooling anyone, and this silly photo op comes very close to the Mike Dukakis "tank" photo from 1988.

I have but one question for the good Senator. Mr. Kerry, how can you ask a goose to be the last goose to die for a publicity stunt?

Meanwhile, the Breck Girl continued his search for the perfect mousse.

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