Michael Moore Enrolls in Fathead Farm

Oops, that should have read 'fat farm'. I'm sure you can understand how easy it was to make that mistake (from Newsmax):

Michael Moore Enrolls at Fat Farm

The controversial filmmaker Michael Moore has signed up at a Florida fat farm, according to PageSix.com.

The creator and director of Fahrenheit 9/11 repordedly is forking up $3,800-a-week for a weight loss crash course.

Moore registered at Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in Aventura, Fla. On the training menu: learning to cook healthy meals and "life re-education."

The reported goal for the portly Moore - shed 12 pounds during the first three weeks.

At this pace, Moore should reach his target weight in only 38 years.