Titanic Filmmaker Seeks to Sink Christianity

One of the fundamental tenets of faith in the Christian religion is that Jesus died and rose again on the third day. Without his empty tomb, a lot of what we believe about Jesus goes out the window. Filmmaker James Cameron (of Titanic fame) thinks he's found the tomb of Jesus and his whole family, and apparently hopes to prove his theory true and thus disprove a major part of the Christian faith:

Brace yourself. James Cameron, the man who brought you 'The Titanic' is back with another blockbuster. This time, the ship he's sinking is Christianity.

In a new documentary, Producer Cameron and his director, Simcha Jacobovici, make the starting claim that Jesus wasn't resurrected --the cornerstone of Christian faith-- and that his burial cave was discovered near Jerusalem. And, get this, Jesus sired a son with Mary Magdelene.

No, it's not a re-make of "The Da Vinci Codes'. It's supposed to be true.

Let's go back 27 years, when Israeli construction workers were gouging out the foundations for a new building in the industrial park in the Talpiyot, a Jerusalem suburb. of Jerusalem. The earth gave way, revealing a 2,000 year old cave with 10 stone caskets. Archologists were summoned, and the stone caskets carted away for examination. It took 20 years for experts to decipher the names on the ten tombs. They were: Jesua, son of Joseph, Mary, Mary, Mathew, Jofa and Judah, son of Jesua.

Israel's prominent archeologist Professor Amos Kloner didn't associate the crypt with the New Testament Jesus. His father, after all, was a humble carpenter who couldn't afford a luxury crypt for his family. And all were common Jewish names.

There was also this little inconvenience that a few miles away, in the old city of Jerusalem, Christians for centuries had been worshipping the empty tomb of Christ at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher. Christ's resurrection, after all, is the main foundation of the faith, proof that a boy born to a carpenter's wife in a manger is the Son of God.

But film-makers Cameron and Jacobovici claim to have amassed evidence through DNA tests, archeological evidence and Biblical studies, that the 10 coffins belong to Jesus and his family.

Ever the showman, (Why does this remind me of the impresario in another movie,"King Kong", whose hubris blinds him to the dangers of an angry and very large ape?) Cameron is holding a New York press conference on Monday at which he will reveal three coffins, supposedly those of Jesus of Nazareth, his mother Mary and Mary Magdalene. News about the film, which will be shown soon on Discovery Channel, Britain's Channel 4, Canada's Vision, and Israel's Channel 8, has been a hot blog topic in the Middle East (check out a personal favorite: Israelity Bites) Here in the Holy Land, Biblical Archeology is a dangerous profession. This 90-minute documentary is bound to outrage Christians and stir up a titanic debate between believers and skeptics. Stay tuned.

This whole thing has a "Shroud of Turin" feel to it. The Shroud looked like it might be the burial cloth of Christ, but subsequent tests have shown it to come from a much later time. Perhaps it was used by the James Cameron of its day. How you could possibly prove or disprove Cameron's theory is beyond me, but it's sure to get some attention, much like the Da Vinci Code or the Gospel of Judas.

The timing of this thing is convenient too - just before Easter. You couldn't design that better to maximize the publicity, but I don't think churches will be canceling their Easter services because of a Discovery Channel special.

UPDATE: After thinking about this a little more, it reminds me of the infamous 1986 Geraldo Rivera TV special "The Mystery of Al Capone's Vault". After weeks of hype about what mysteries may be solved and what treasures located in Capone's recently discovered vault, Rivera blasts through the wall on live TV and finds....a couple of dusty old booze bottles and a lot of stale air. This James Cameron special sounds like it might be the "Al Capone's Vault" of its day.