Homer Simpson Offends the Pagans

The Simpsons' Movie comes out in a week or two and the producers have a full court publicity press going on, including this:

A 180 foot image of Homer Simpson has been painted into the hillside, next to the famous fertility symbol - the Cerne Abbas giant - in Dorset. Pagans are not happy with the new addition to the hillside, and plan some 'rain magic' to get it washed away.

Apparently, the pagans are upset that Homer is wearing his tighty-whities as opposed to the extremely anatomically correct giant next door.

At least the pagans have not demonstrated a propensity to cut off people's heads who offend their beliefs. They've got that going for them.