Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Virginia Man Killed in Civil War Cannonball Blast
Breaking news from 1863.

Earth's Interior a Lot Like Chunky Peanut Butter
If lava is made of chocolate, I think they're onto something.

Doctor: Egyptian Pharaoh Was Natural Transsexual
Gay rights circa 4000 BC.

Man With Arms Stuck in Machine Dials 911 With Big Toe
If he can do that again I can get him a job with Cirque de Soleil.

Quartet Springs Into Action
Breaking news from last Saturday night.