Barack Obama’s Teleprompter: Big Guy says Bill Clinton called and was gracious in defeat; offered to fly Kanye West over 4 the Nobel awards ceremony.There are so many out there I can't keep up. There are lots more here and here.
Erick Erickson: Obama is becoming Jimmy Carter faster than Jimmy Carter became Jimmy Carter.
Ana Marie Cox: Apparently Nobel prizes now being awarded to anyone who is not George Bush.
Headline over AP analysis by White House correspondent Jennifer Loven: He Won, But For What?
Kathryn Jean Lopez, National Review: I want to buy the world a coke.
Ezra Klein: Obama also awarded Nobel prize in chemistry. "He's just got great chemistry," says Nobel Committee.
Adam Bromberg, CRC: Nobel Prize Committee must be staffed by out of work comedy writers.
Kristina Hernandez, CRC: It was the Beer Summit that put Obama over the edge.
Friday, October 09, 2009
Some Nobel Peace Prize Jokes
George Stephanopoulos has a collection:
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"The Cook County Democratic machine ain't what it used to be. They were supposed to bribe the Olympics Committee."
BREAKING: The POTUS also won the Nobel Prize in Finance today for not having any bounced checks in his personal checking account. . . while simultaneously shrinking the value of the US dollar in less than one year, thanks to the unbridled spending he has signed into law.
Are you proud yet, Michelle?
Big O has announced that he's giving the money to charity. I think he ought to give it to the mobs of people in Michigan that lined up for "Obama money."
Or, I wish he'd just keep it and then report back on the taxes owed on it. I'd like to see it paid in taxes. He gives it away to create an appearance of generosity, but what kind of cash has he stashed somewhere else so he can be livin' large later on?
Upon second thought, maybe we are not giving the O enough credit.
There's this charming tidbit, "And before you say, “This is a mockery of the Nobel Peace Prize! Obama has barely been president, so there is no way he’s had time to accomplish as much peace as Yasser Arafat,” answer me this: Has anyone else in the world’s history successfully attacked the moon? It’s an accomplishment under Obama’s watch and I think is quite worthy of the prize. Certainly more worthy than whatever they thought Carter did."
Find it here: http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/10/obama-wins-the-nobel-peace-prize-by-listening-to-me/
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