Yesterday we had the story about Disney's wench hunt for the next Pirates movie and their "no silicone" requirement, and today we have the next fad in cosmetic surgery and Islamic terrorism - Boob Bombers:
So, is this going to open up a whole new career path for TSA officers?Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.
The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."
It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.
MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.
"Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims.
TSA Agent 1: "So, are you still in luggage searches?"
TSA Agent 2: "No, I was promoted to boob examination."
TSA Agent 1: "You get all the breaks."
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I wonder how they detonate? And what explosive material are they using? How much C-4 can you put in a breast.
Guess they could just screen for the middle eastern girls with big breasts. Mammograms are probably not a good idea.
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